rachel, rachel, rachel

welcome to spit cake, your source for useful, but ultimately worthless stuff--just like the spit cake.

to kick things off, please allow me to present ms. rachel stevens, pop starlet extraordinaire! the s club 7 alumnus released her sensational sophomore album, 'come and get it,' in 2005. unfortunately, it flopped in the UK and consequently never saw a US release. it's too bad because it's the best pop album i've heard in the last six or seven years--easily. it's easily as good (if not better) than anything the spice girls and kylie minogue ever released, and puts US poptarts (who shall remain nameless, but their initials are LL, PH, BS, and CA) to shame. and not only did she release a great record, she is, as you can see, a stone cold fox. in a world of pop princesses, rachel stevens is the queen.

rachel stevens: nothing good about this goodbye (right mouse click, 'save as')

my marriage proposals are yet unanswered, but i'm willing to wait...